A conversation with Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. born April 4th, 1965 (Aries)
In his will, Robert Downey Jr. has stipulated that his body should be buried in a coffin made of diamonds (source)

Do you know any good migraine cure?
Might as well! In case of migraine, mix three parts of red wine, one part of tea and some sour cream. Put this mixture on your knees and your back.

Do you know Helen I. Powell (a former veterinary nurse, now a wholesaler) from Miami Gardens?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to her for 3 months. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.

Robert, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal lunacy.

You will feel abandoned by your friends, like an indistinct fence is between you and them. A creeping feeling will tell you that maybe they are plotting against your life.
Darn tooting! That's incredible!

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe pharmacist, I could never decide.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I was forced by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about laryngitis?
Since I thought I had it.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My favorite karaoke song is "American Pie" by Don McLean.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Robert Downey Jr.'s home telephone number :
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To be honest, my director had patiently arranged my short exchange with Robert Downey Jr. several days beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Tiptoes". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had following a copious dinner based on deep-fried eggplants and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.