I'm here today with a special guest, Robert Knepper, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Robert, and welcome to Mythical Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because I can't remember if you owe me money.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to naphthalene, negativity and bobcat tears (don't ask!).
Are you superstitious?
Absolutely! I say Macbeth 4 times before a relevant occasion.
Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal nonsense.
You will meet an intoxicated stranger from Chicago, a retired general practitioner named Robert with both ears on the same side of the head. He will propose you to open an underground jackal breeding farm in Alaska. Don't be fooled!
Crickety! You are spot on!
Robert, you are well known for your particular demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Robert needs what Robert needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's spicy cotton-candy or silver-plated potpourri.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Bart Simpson.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
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