Do you know Carol Carter (a former jockey, now a diver) from West Covina?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to her. Then there was a rumor about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a hasty end.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You can look at them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing food is quite a waste of time, since there are restaurants and supporters willing to provide my daily intake of fats and vitamines. The few times I oblige to cook for my disciples, I like to improvise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of bacon and seitan, which I assume can accomodate both vegans and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the bacon and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix bacon and seitan with some balsamic vinegar and voilà, there it is!
Does your agent use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch stalkers and paparazzi
Sure! We'll go to extremes to dodge those critters. We often use the moniker "Robert Pitrick".
Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Snap! Apart from "Glitter", probabably it is "Larger than Life" or "Spawn".
Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a little pelican shaped birthmark on my left knee. Probably my father did involuntarily eat a pelican while my mother was pregnant.
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