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An interview with Robert Patrick
Robert Patrick
Robert Patrick born November 5th, 1958 (Scorpio)
Few people know that the first time he was at the wheel of his hybrid car, Robert Patrick inadvertently drove over a totaled rhino, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
Heck no! But I like to create salads. My all time favorite is a mix of beef jerk and seitan, which I presume can be suited for both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the beef jerk and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

French rolls?
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix beef jerk and seitan with some Thousand Island dressing and voilà, you are done!

A famous person you think to as similar to you in spirit?
In a sense, Leonardo da Vinci, because of our smart hair style.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Breathe Again" by Toni Braxton.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order prevents me from talking about it.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
That's right! I have acquired an irrational phobia for the color purple, because of an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by spiders, but that is quite common.

You are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and blue jays died by natural causes.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Robert Patrick's home telephone number :
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I lay in wait forever for the privilege to have a brief rendezvous with Robert Patrick. The resulting article was stunning, like it was written by the spirit of Karen Blixen in her prime. So, it was awfully disastrous that my mother in law set my only copy on fire! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I made an attempt to recollect those marvelous words. So, to be frank here: I'm not so confident this web page is an entirely truthful chronicle of what transpired during our appointment, and so I'm starting to question whether it ever took place...
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