Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Martin Luther appeared and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Augustus.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for dog shaped clouds, after a bizzarre accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by dark places, but that is quite normal.
If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my fortune in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial guru named C. Panzi, a mastermind of high-yield investment programs (whatever it means). I'll let you know his number, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.
What do you think about the future Oscar debate?
Surely, this is a minefield.
Robert, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Twilight"?
Piffle! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
Robert, are you superstitious?
But of course! I have to wear one indument inside-out before a significant encounter. Clearly not today.
Robert, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to whining, hamster milk (don't ask!), and dopamine.
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