Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I really can't use commercial products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Blephacypra vulgaris, an almost extinct tree native of Costa Rica.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
Guess so! I'm a little surly, somehow inert, yielding and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is common in artist.
What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Jessica. Jessica says you are an idiot.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Mary Poppins.
Which is the worst DVD in your possession?
Nonsense! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, probabably it is "Town & Country" or "Twisted".
What do you eat between meals?
Chicken nuggets with sour cream, a breakfast cereal, two frozen peas, and a few drops of ground coffee.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about calculi?
WHAT? Calculi!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.
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