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Robert Redford
Robert Redford born August 18th, 1936 (Leo)
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Recently, Robert Redford has sold his renowned light bulbs collection to an undisclosed buyer for $144,000 (pixabay photo)

Robert, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin deter you from your goals. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Last winter I've read the condensed outline of the book "Of Mice and Men", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain John Steinbeck - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I have a great time singing "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Surprise surprise! People love me so much. My power is that I'm universal: I'm known to enchant successful cosmonauts and commonplace sewer inspectors in the same manner. You know? There are at least 13 avenues with my name in two different countries, not counting Andorra and Bangistan.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I leased a chic villa in a hidden valley of Estonia. The payment included a drawbridge to preserve my privacy and also a crew of extras acting like shutterbugs to let me feel loved.

Robert, how do you invest all the dough you make acting?
Say, when typewriters will be popular again I will be richer.

Robert, do you like coyotes?
Hardly!

Why you do not like coyotes, if I may ask?
They reek! And one coyote bite my grandpa's funny bits. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should probably rethink my position on coyotes.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Robert Redford's home telephone number is listed here :
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I sat tight forever before being able to have a hurried meeting with Robert Redford. The resulting article was impressive, like "Moby Dick" rewritten by Batman. It was awfully deplorable that my doctor by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to recollect those great words. To be frank, I'm not so confident this web page is an absolutely genuine account of what transpired during our talk, and I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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