What do you have in your pockets?
I got a bunch of banknotes in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Is there a deep moral hidden in "The Princess Bride"?
Yes, that you only live once - or something like that.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the back cover of "A Christmas Carol", and I found it quite passable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Charles Dickens - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Which is the most shameful DVD in your possession?
Fee-fi-fo-fum! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "Color of Night" or "Freddy Got Fingered".
Robin, do you have something to say to young people?
Positively! Don't let the color of your skin have you unfit within. Unless you are violet. In that case you are probably going to die, so goodbye.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, because of a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite normal.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
But of course! In case of drunkness mix two parts of scotch, one part of fruit drink and some Alfredo sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your ankles and your legs.
Apart from acting, is there something in which you excel?
Well, I can balance a roll of banknotes on my elbow for at least 10 minutes.
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