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Robyn born June 12th, 1979 (Gemini)
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Last week, Robyn has sold her well known gummy bears collection to an anonymous politician for $164,000 (pixabay photo)

Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Zebra Trophy" assigned by the municipality of Phoenix for "notable and unneeded singing accomplishment" at the early age of 7.

A famous person you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As a poll suggests, John F. Kennedy, because of our awesomeness.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that years ago I was traveling with a special friend. We did "it" in the tent, in the middle of nature.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to rainbows, monkeys, and phosphoric acid.

Robyn, are you superstitious?
Definitely so! I slap 3 times my belly before a significant encounter.

Robyn, which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
As you may have inferred, it is a dousing with hot yak milk twice a week.

What are your feelings about president Trump?
I promised my aunt I would not say profanities in public, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

You appear to be always so radiant and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that every person has two sides. At times, when I look at another singer, my sight fades out and irritation darkens my soul. And then, without warning, I experience the urge to shutter forever those gazing eyes. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Robyn's secret telephone number :
8034281230 3407974022 611318548 839444149 6859044498 8306266135 7693474156 2315711941 4981486427 4858761254 3994271268 7251012680 518501965 7144369812 6623413184 423879012 435999411 3080240306 221028232 4550580613
To be frank, my director had patiently lined up my short exchange with Robyn weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet fox got laryngitis, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Robyn would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.