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An interview with Robyn
Robyn born June 12th, 1979 (Gemini)
To reinforce her character, Robyn often meditates on a mattress made of thorns (pixabay photo)

What do you have in your pockets?
The hell with it! This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a dream of your lascivious mind, I'm totally stark-naked, so no pockets at all.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
I guess so! But just one time. It was an extremely excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Otto von Bismarck manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Henry Ford.

One of your cornerstones, "With Every Heartbeat", is a song of hatred. Does it also have a second meaning?
Yep! It's also my encouraging song for when I have to meet the fans.

Which is your forthcoming musical venture?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only experimental album of trip hop covers of Ray Charles greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Klingonese and Mongolian. I worked on it for 4 years.

Present-day world seems exposed to relentless violence and ferocity. What would Robyn do?
Well, I believe that lending one million to every citizen can make many issues go away, but most administrators are just greedy old punks scarcely responsive to my brilliant suggestions.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a huge waste of time, since there are diners and fans more than willing to provide my daily intake of sugars and fats. In the few occasions I indulge in cooking for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My treasure is a mix of sausages and seaweeds, which I think can satisfy both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the sausages and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix sausages and seaweeds with some sesame oil and voilà, you are done!

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Robyn's private telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, celebrities are busy people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Robyn peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Robyn.
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