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Rod Stewart
Rod Stewart born January 10th, 1945 (Capricorn)
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The usual attire of his fans (pixabay photo)

Rod, you seem to be always so positive and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that each of us has a dark side. Sometimes, when I meet a colleague singer, my vision dims and my heart became heavier. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to estinguish that moron from my sight and jump on his desecrate coffin. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

What happen if you play your song "Maggie May" backward?
The galaxy may disintegrate.

In a letter appeared on International Semiotic Studies, dr. Charles H. Reed has described your songs as "a perfect epitome of newfangled pragmatic secularism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his last paper published on Texan Journal of Theoretical Experientialism, prof. Timothy C. Clark completely disproved that depthless thesis.

Can you support the rumours about your participation in the affair of Kraken DNA samples?
Could I? Certainly! Do I want? I'd say no!

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Isaac Newton manifested and established that I'm probably the reincarnation of Johann Gutenberg's butcher.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was made by my momma, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about chickenpox?
Since I imagined I had it.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: Sunday.

Rod : ghost

Q: good
Rod : futon

Q: penitence
Rod : critters

I feel you are not in the mood.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Rod Stewart's home telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had patiently arranged my brief conversation with Rod Stewart many days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like collecting pencil erasers or breeding mites. So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a dream I had following a large dinner based on beans and chorizo.
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