We are here today with a special guest, Rod Stewart, who just survived the mammoth task of his last album. Hi, Rod, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Goodness gracious! Excluding "Hobgoblins", which was a gift, I fear it is "Mickey Blue Eyes". That was really a hiccup in the career of James Caan!
What do you have in your pockets?
Since this interview is a product of your lascivious neurons, I'm totally stark-naked, so no pockets at all.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a violet weasel on my arm. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little au naturel.
When your are not singing, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that making rubber band balls is a noble activity.
According to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising location with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to make public. Have you something to add?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with C.U..
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is totally OK in your life and then for no reason at all your cat and your parents take fire. Do you understand?
Let's forget about that fake picture...
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