Rodrigo, you seem to be always so full of life and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I do believe that each of us has a dark side. For example, when I look at a colleague actor, rage darkens my soul and hate makes my bones tingle. And suddenly, I sense an impulse to obliterate his jeering smirk. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last year I rented an elegant castle in a secretive valley of Andorra. The rent included a mined drawbridge to ensure my privacy but also a crew of extras acting like shutterbugs.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is
Rodrigo, which is your trick to achieve perpetual youth?
Curiously, it is a bath in lukewarm jello once a week.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments.
Rodrigo, do you have something to say to young people?
Why not! Scientific studies have showed that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have uncool repercussions, like loss of nostrils or death. But now you can stop being frightened! Buy "Rodrigo's sensation", now with Hemicorax scabiosa powder. Just $19.99 for 120 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause osteoporosis or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of soybean and tar).
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt telekinesis 101.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Seven Pounds", a timeless classic whose relevance has not been fully recognized by critics.
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