A conversation with Róisín Murphy
Róisín Murphy
Róisín Murphy born July 5th, 1973 (Cancer)
Last month, Róisín Murphy has sold her fabled light bulbs collection to a bizarre tycoon for $136,000 (source)

Róisín, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a vip whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to make public. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean I.O.? That was a totally inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with G.T...

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some casual photons spontaneously created an absolutely random photo in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your spouse or your mother may "spontaneously" start to burn. Are we on the level?

I think I've lost that picture anyway...
Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and groupies

Sure! I'll do whatever is necessary to elude those gremlins. I often use the moniker "Róisín Mirphy".

Should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of bat guano collector, since I already have some experience in that field.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I was traveling with a friend. We did "that" in the forest, under the moon, in the very heart of nature.

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Absolutely! They simply can't have enough of me. My strength is that I'm inescapable: I'm known to captivate outstanding Nobel prize winners and obscure used cars dealers alike. It's nice to know that there are 16 parks with my name in two different countries, not counting Luxembourg and Florin, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Róisín Murphy's secret telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, vips are frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Róisín Murphy peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained employing a trained mentalist from Dallas.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.