A talk with Ron Howard
Ron Howard
Ron Howard born March 1st, 1954 (Pisces)
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Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of professional olive pitter, since I already have some experience in that field.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a heap of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Could you authenticate the gossip about your involvement in the rogue business of mermaid pictures?
Thou, mammering clapper-clawed death-token! How do you dare?

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "American Graffiti"?
You betcha! That a boy's best friend is his mother.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

The panther of agony
The eerie panther of agony
withers on the misty pastures of mourning
as I stare at the madness of this life.
If only it had been the pork of agony
we could have bacon at least.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only archaeologists you can name?

Ron, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a humorous discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.

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