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Ron Perlman
Ron Perlman born April 13th, 1950 (Aries)
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Ron Perlman is presently composing his unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Latveria flag, probably because there is my picture on it. Latveria is a proud but desperate nation. They are so poverty-stricken they use dry mud for seasoning.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from devotees and stalkers
You bet! I'll do whatever is necessary to escape those imps. We generally adopt the moniker "Ron Purlman".

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Theodore Roosevelt. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.

Ron, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal absurdity.

You will meet a homeless stranger from Indianapolis, a former amusement centre manager named Donald with a sea monkey shaped band aid on his forehead. He will suggest to open a gopher sanctuary in Maryland. Don't follow him home!
Caramba! That actually happened yesterday!

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about alopecia?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.

Ron, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Ron's surprise". In the middle of one of my expeditions in the Amazon basin, I discovered an unremarkable tree unknown to botanists, now named Gonospetaria polygama, which every 12 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of mangoes and tuna. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

There is no possibility any of these is Ron Perlman's private telephone number :
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