Which is the most embarrassing DVD in your possession?
Gadzooks! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "Town & Country" or "The Love Guru".
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of albinism?
WHAT? Albinism!? That's not what my agent told me. I have to call my agent.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to stun mosquitoes by staring at them.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Ron Pirlman", who allegedly is a retired park ranger from Atlanta. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as discovering that according to Bing my name is similar to a terrible blasphemy in Bulgarian.
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny doorknob shaped scar on my right hip, a souvenir of my troubled brawl with a raving panda.
Which is your method for everlasting youth?
Curiously, it is an ablution with hot jello twice a day.
Could you suggest a remedy for constipation?
Sure, in case of constipation, mix three parts of sparkling wine, one part of instant coffee and some sesame oil in a bowl, then put the resulting potion on your back and your legs.
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