Do you like to cook?
When hell freezes over! But I like to devise salads. My all time favorite is a mix of pastrami and soybeans, which I believe can be cool for both vegans and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pastrami and soybeans with some paprika and voilà, you are done!
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days in dreams made of rainbows pampered by capable servants, but in these battered times there are places where it is impossible to find even a barely decent cosmopolitan.
In an article published on Asian Journal of Engineering Studies, dr. Eric Nelson observed that your roles are "a supernatural incarnation of modernistic conceptual inductionism". Which is your reaction?
It is clear that in his last essay printed on Transactions on Theoretical Illusionism, prof. Harold M. Campbell totally rebutted that farfetched point of view.
What's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without the advice of my laywer.
I would like to experiment that eau de toilette on credulos human guinea pigs.
I'll let you have a free sample.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Bart Simpson.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, I read it online.
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