Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Recently I've read the back cover of the book "Catch-22", and I found it more or less palatable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Joseph Heller - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Rosamund, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of February I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and blue jays died by natural causes.
Our society seems prone to the problem of unstoppable ferocity and violence. What would Rosamund Pike do?
Well, I'm sure that giving one million of dollars to every person can make wonders, but most lawmakers are selfish aged punks.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you excel?
I can solve the Rubik's cube while I'm on roller skates.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the wombat appearing in your last movie?
Darn tooting! How did you people find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever you heard about it has certainly been overstated by the tabloids.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Loompaland flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is gray and blue with a tiny gray baboon in a corner. Loompaland is an amazing but unlucky nation. They are so poverty-stricken they use dry mud for seasoning.
You were brilliant in "Gone Girl". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! In the original screenplay my character was a man. With a French accent, for Pete's sake!
You have been seen in a particular setting with a star whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Do you have any comment?
If you mean N.A., then it was a harmless thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with L.R...
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your office or your dear one may "accidentally" start to burn. Do you understand now?
I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...
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