If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Rosario Dawson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Princeton University, signed up for Criminal Structuralism 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with a booze addiction.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Can you tell me the square root of 9623109617?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues.
Some witnesses have seen you in a particular position with a star whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to announce. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with S.N..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your mother or your office may "by accident" catch fire. Do you understand now?
I made a mistake, this is actually a photo of my mother-in-law...
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.
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