A talk with Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson born May 9th, 1979 (Taurus)
Rosario Dawson lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before she got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, she learnt to bend fire, just a little (pixabay photo)

Rosario, do you like ferrets?

Why you do not like ferrets, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one ferret bite my uncle in his private bits. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my position on ferrets.

You have been seen in a compromising position with a celebrity whose name I'm not authorized to expose. Have you something to tell us?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with C.I..

I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is totally all right and then for no reason at all your car and your mother burst into flames. Do you understand?

I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no photo...
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the prairie dog appearing in your last movie?

Bwahaha! It wasn't my fault, and whatever buzz you heard about it has certainly been distorted by the media.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order forbids me to express my opinion.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Rosario Dawson's secret telephone number :
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