An interview with Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson born May 9th, 1979 (Taurus)
Rosario Dawson is promoting the introduction of seashells as an alternative currency to contrast the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Can you deny the noise about the lost Mongolian death worm pictures?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! Truth is frail and so are you and your future, my friend...

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Rosario Dawson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Rockefeller University, signed up for Botanical Robotics 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online poker addiction.

Rosario, you are also well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it professional deformation, but I can't survive without titanium-plated potpourri or astronaut memoirs delivered every morning to my door.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny coffee bean shaped birthmark on my right shoulder. Probably my mother did involuntarily eat a coffee bean while she was expecting me.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite brutal, since in this bitter epoch there are nations where it is hopeless to find even an almost passable cosmopolitan.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to gnu tears (don't ask!), cholesterol and poverty.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Rosario Dewson", who turns out to be a detective from Las Vegas. That's quite saddening, but not as much embarassing as learning that for Bing my name sounds like an awful vulgarity in Chinese.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Battlefield Earth", a little classic whose relevance has not been fully recognized by viewers.

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Actors are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Rosario Dawson peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Rosario.
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