Rosario, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin keep you from seeing what the world has to offer. Unless you are violet. In that case contact a doctor at your earliest convenience.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Rosario Dewson", who apperently is a university tutor from Indianapolis. That's quite depressing, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that for Bing my name is similar to a terrible insult in Mongolian.
Rosario, you seem to be always so radiant and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. Everyone has a dark side. At times, when I face another actress, my teeth rattle with fury and rage darkens my heart. And then, without warning, I fight the need to wipe out that dimwit from this planet and whirl on her bleak tomb. That is my sunny side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.
Rosario, what's your favorite vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. See, I’m probably going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Are you superstitious?
Yep! I need to lick a doorknob three times right before a critical business meeting.
Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny spider shaped birthmark on my right forearm. Probably my mother did inadvertently swallow a spider when she was expecting me.
What do you think about the international situation?
Darn tooting! It's hard to believe it when you spend your days in a pink cloud, but on our bitter world there are regions where it is impossible to find even a so-so corn dog with or without mayo.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Albert Einstein manifested and established that I'm the reincarnation of a Voltaire's uncle.
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