A conversation with Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne born July 24th, 1979 (Leo)
Rose Byrne, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 15th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Have you ever participated in a séance?
I guess so! But just once. It was an uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Charlemagne manifested and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of an Alexander the Great's uncle.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I choose super-natural products, because I pay attention to my health and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for miso and dried jellyfish, both amazing with frankfurters.

What would Rose Byrne do to solve the issue of violence and criminality that is jeopardizing our society?
I think we can learn criminality management from great films, like "Equilibrium" and "Mad Max".

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Icotropana abscondita, an almost extinct shrub native of Uruguay.

Where do you go when you die?
I think that usually the stiffs have the inclination to sit tight.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a shitload of money in my pockets. You can watch them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

When your are not acting, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting and trading USB pens rests my mind.

How do you invest all the dough you make in your career?
If you have money to invest, I can give you the number of some guys from Cartagena who can double your stake. However, if things go wrong you'll become a fast-track organ donor.

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I lined up a talk with Rose Byrne many days in advance. The resulting transcription was stunning, like "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" rewritten by Zorro. It was highly damaging that my armadillo by accident destroyed my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I struggled to remember those excellent words. I want to be frank here: I'm not really so sure this web page contains a completely genuine report of our exchange, and I'm beginning to doubt it actually was real...
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