How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a one in Mongolia, but a seven in Atlanta.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Okey-doke! It is regrettable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last week I've read the back cover of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", and I found it more or less palatable. On that account, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Stieg Larsson - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
You're dead on in "The Rains of Castamere". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Absolutely! The director was like putty in my hands.
As everybody knows, the problem of amebiasis in gophers is attaining gigantic dimensions. Is Rose Leslie doing anything in this respect?
Indeed yes! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,000 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of amebiasis in gophers.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yeah! Here it is
Do you like to cook?
Decidedly not! But I like to improvise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of bacon and seaweeds, which I think can accomodate both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
All right! You take the bacon and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix bacon and seaweeds with some olive oil and there it is!
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