Could you suggest a remedy for haemorrhoids?
Oh yeah! In case of haemorrhoids, mix three parts of rum, one part of instant coffee and some tartar sauce. Guzzle this potion every 20 minutes for 4 hours.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a raccoon. A big, fat, poised raccoon, well fed and somnolent in the summer shade.
Can you tell me the square root of 713043162?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues.
Rose, you are well known for your particular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it bullheadedness, but I can't live without industrially-made pasta or purple underwear delivered every two hours to my door.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
You know, I can repeat "To Autumn" by John Keats backwards in 6 different languages including Swahili.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of John Adams. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.
Rose, you seem to be always so chirpy and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each of us has a dark side. At times, when I look at a colleague actress, my teeth chatter with fury and aversion makes my bones shake. And all of a sudden, I experience an impulse to close those gazing eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Gigli", an underestimated jewel whose importance has not been perceived.
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