Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Planet Terror"?
Yes! That only rocket science is rocket science.
Can you deny the hearsay about your role in the rogue incident of Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Could I? Hell yeah! Do I want? Heavens no!
Apart from acting, is there something in which you excel?
Actually, I can move my ears in synchrony.
Which is your method for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a sponging with hot cement twice a month.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Showgirls", a timeless masterpiece whose meaning has not been recognized.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from Corallocisopilla baccata, a very scarce green rose that only grows in Nepal.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that movie.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Jack Sparrow.
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
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