An interview with Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan born September 5th, 1973 (Virgo)
To make her ego tougher, Rose McGowan often takes a siesta on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and barbed wire (source)

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Planet Terror"?
Yes! That only rocket science is rocket science.

Can you deny the hearsay about your role in the rogue incident of Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Could I? Hell yeah! Do I want? Heavens no!

Apart from acting, is there something in which you excel?
Actually, I can move my ears in synchrony.

Which is your method for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a sponging with hot cement twice a month.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Showgirls", a timeless masterpiece whose meaning has not been recognized.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from Corallocisopilla baccata, a very scarce green rose that only grows in Nepal.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that movie.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Jack Sparrow.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Rose McGowan's home telephone number :
318008614 350216252 207769055 8148005138 2205952020 9485202646 9405497683 4743007225 3554921534 6797797043 204809832 9181846568 2351411318 6818235978 9877438858 2355793412 851121782 2597622128 348767536 737693158
Vips are frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Rose McGowan totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Rose.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.