If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Jessica Rabbit.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Matobo flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is yellow and green with a tiny purple wombat in the middle. Matobo is a wonderful but unfortunate country. They are so derelict their national anthem is the Meow Mix jingle sung backward.
Rosie, do you have any superpower?
Heck! I can swimming in melted cheese, but only if it's cloudy.
What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Voltaire. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not sell my cousin's beaver".
Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to monosodium glutamate, the color fuchsia and gerbil milk.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I was crossing Australia in a battered convertible with a special friend. We did "that" in the forest, under the stars, in the middle of nature.
As everybody knows, the problem of asthma in pandas is reaching epic proportions. Is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doing anything in this respect?
Maybe! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of asthma in pandas.
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