What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Joe. I'm sorry, but Joe says you are an idiot.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a roadkills collector. But, that's life.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I periodically take a siesta on a bunk made of fresh nettle.
What is your opinion about president Trump?
I'm somehow worried, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants to change the number pi to be equal to 3 1/8.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I like that directors make clear what they want me to do, so I can do the reverse.
Which is your technique for spotless skin?
It is a scrubbing with hot yak milk twice a month.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bulldozer appearing in your last movie?
My demeanor was strictly professional.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "The Rose" by Bette Midler.
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