Could you improvise a song for us.
Definitely! Here it is
You seem to be always so chirpy and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I truly believe that each and every one has two sides. At times, when I face another actor, I shiver with hatred and I grind my teeth. And suddenly, I fight the need to expunge that loser from my sight and tap dance on his icy tomb. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight jaundice?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
Could you suggest a remedy for haemorrhoids?
Yes, in case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of white wine, one part of mineral water and some ranch dressing. Guzzle this mixture every 10 minutes for 2 hours.
Rupert, are you superstitious?
Oh yes! I swear in Klingonese before a significant encounter. Obviously not this one.
You are always fit. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and naturally deceased blue jays.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to stupidity, koala tears (don't ask!), and asbestos.
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