What are your feelings about president Trump?
You are just a bit impish, but I gave my word to my cat I would not embarass myself openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I've explained my opinion in an essay printed on Pacific Ethical Annals.
Rupert, you appear to be always so jovial and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I truly believe that each person has a dark side. At times, when I bump into a colleague, my heart darkens and I grind my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience the urge to wipe out his grinning smug look. That is my cheerful side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.
Rupert, do you like koalas?
Go jump in a lake!
Why you do not like koalas?
To be frank, they stink! And one koala bite my grandpa's funny parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may reconsider my opinion about koalas.
Can you tell me the square root of 5246423457?
Even a half-witted weasel can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a pocket calculator.
What do you think about the international situation?
Ouch! It's hard to realized it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows, but in these bitter times there are places where it is difficult to find even an almost passable moijto.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my ego, I often take a siesta on a bunk made of poison ivy.
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