Russell, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an essay to be published on Texan Transactions on Practical Philosophy, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Kenneth Hill.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Stylostaria nodulosa, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight albinism?
Oh, since always.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to incapacitate gnats by staring at them.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is dodecaphony.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Absolutely! I'm a little moody, hyperactive, opinionated and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can balance a dish on my forehead.
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