A talk with Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe born April 7th, 1964 (Aries)
And now, before an improbable black-out, enjoy a photo of a cute dog (pixabay photo)

Russell, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an essay to be published on Texan Transactions on Practical Philosophy, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Kenneth Hill.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Stylostaria nodulosa, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight albinism?
Oh, since always.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to incapacitate gnats by staring at them.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is dodecaphony.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Absolutely! I'm a little moody, hyperactive, opinionated and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can balance a dish on my forehead.

Russell Crowe refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5853343735 4838576049 499612110 7812596018 3311454584 7142482723 5826667154 2432424491 8615219116 4055513652 3887870022 4910143855 9887226915 9322816134 3008251248 497133614 3853394241 8243309272 563000240 3289629242
To be sincere, my chief had arranged my hurried talk with Russell Crowe weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like walking my pet anteater or learning Chinese. So, this web page is mainly based on what Russell Crowe would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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