A talk with Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling born November 12th, 1980 (Scorpio)
As a kid Ryan Gosling showed an inexplicable inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and lasagne (pixabay photo)

What would Ryan Gosling do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is threatening present-day society?
You know, in my opinion, giving one million of bucks to every person would make wonders, but most politicians are just rapacious decrepit blokes little enticed by my brainy ideas.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Julius Caesar. I played the Incredible Hulk until somebody got smart.

Ryan, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal craziness.

You will feel isolated from other people, like an intangible fence is between you and them. A creeping feeling will tell you that probably they are actually dreaming to murder you.
Oh dear! If I did believe in this zodiacal chicanery, now I would feel like an old shoe.

What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Ryan Gosling, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Yale University, signed up for Country-identification-by-its-fried-dishes 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with an online poker addiction.

What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Wombat Trophy" assigned by the city of Tucson for "noteworthy and gratuitous acting exhibition" at the early age of 5.

Which is your favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Orson Wide.

You mean, by Oscar Wilde?
I'm not used to be rebuked by unimportant people, and anyway I think we can agree to disagree.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Ryan Gosling's secret telephone number :
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I patiently arranged a hurried interview with Ryan Gosling months beforehand. The resulting piece was fantastic, like it was written by Hemingway in his prime. Hence, it was awfully disastrous that my doctor by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I struggled to recall those magnificent words. To be clear, I'm not really certain this web page contains an absolutely genuine chronicle of our conversation, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.