A talk with Ryan Kwanten
Ryan Kwanten
Ryan Kwanten born November 28th, 1976 (Sagittarius)
In his castle in Portugal, next to that owned by Justin Bieber, Ryan Kwanten is producing his own red wine, whose name, by an unfortunate accident, sounds like a revolting blasphemy in Scottish (pixabay photo)

You have been seen in an embarassing situation with a vip whose name or gender I'm not allowed to expose. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with R.Z..

I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is fine and then without a motive your dog and your dear one blow up. Are we on the level?

Let's forget about that non existent picture...
Do you know Kathleen Q. Stewart (a former clinical coder, now a video editor) from Albuquerque?

Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to her for 5 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about Kathleen playing the game with every man aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a hasty conclusion.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?
Go jump in a lake! I'm very affable, attentive, self-willed and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

What motivates you to act?
Lack of oxygen, since to act is like to breath for me.

Ryan Kwanten refused to let me know his secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
4896451878 3276230759 8070590412 226801828 4186268660 8945375006 7212053743 393668860 8672934457 493960940 661732097 371774338 366013394 2861160074 5108697723 5849208667 7908382111 213025417 2264385778 3053725051
Vips are frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Ryan Kwanten totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a certified mind reader from San Francisco.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.