A conversation with Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds born October 23rd, 1976 (Scorpio)
Last week, Ryan Reynolds has sold his fabled light bulbs collection to an undisclosed collector for $330,000 (source)

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Gore Vidal.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Ryan Riynolds", who apperently is a newspaper editor from Las Vegas. That's quite depressing, but not as much embarassing as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a revolting insult in Bulgarian.

Ryan, do you have something to say to young people?
Surely! Don't let the color of your skin define who you are as a person. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to die, so it's pointless to dispense my wisdom.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I do not have any serious issue with directors: it's easy when you do not give a damn.

Ryan, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Yeah! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal drivel.

Today a mournful scarcity of joy and a depleting awareness are undermining your ability to smooth confrontations, but compared to next week today is full of joy, so good luck.
Dog my cats! That's impressive!

Do you like to cook?
I say not! But I like to improvise salads. My all time favorite is a mix of sausages and lima beans, which I think can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Okey-doke! You take the sausages and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and lima beans with some margarine and voilĂ , you are done!

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I patiently waited for years for a chance to have a hurried meeting with Ryan Reynolds. The resulting transcription was mind-boggling, like "In Cold Blood" rewritten by the Incredible Hulk. Thus, it was awfully unlucky that my cousin Reginald (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I tried to extract from my fading memory those jaw-dropping words. To be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an entirely accurate chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually was real...
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