Ryan, are you superstitious?
Why not! I often shave my left eyebrow a bit before a significant encounter. Obviously not today.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to pick one.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Eriador, probably because it has my face in the middle.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the panda appearing in your last movie?
I already told the CIA everything I know.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight carbon monoxide poisoning?
WHAT? Carbon monoxide poisoning!? That's not what I signed for. I have to call my agent.
Ryan, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a celebrity whose name I'm not allowed to make public. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with V.I..
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is cool in your life and then without a reason your home is frisked by the CIA looking for some naughty material a dude has hidden there. Capisce?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) photo anyway...
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