A talk with Saffron Burrows
Saffron Burrows
Saffron Burrows born October 22nd, 1972 (Libra)
Saffron Burrows' experiment to launch her perfume pour femme redolent of cabbage essence has been a prevedible catastrophe (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very brutal, since in these injured times there are regions where it is difficult to find even an almost adequate corn dog with or without catchup.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Aye! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for Smurfs, by reason of a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite common.

Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without asking my laywer.

I can't wait to try that stain remover.
I'll let you have a sample.

What are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a funny website, not a boring one.

Saffron, you are well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Saffron needs what Saffron needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's dehydrated energy drink or green underwear made of feathers.

Your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal insanity.

Unwillingly, you find yourself in a troublesome situation that deters you from doing the things that are in line with your inclinations. You can take your fate into your hands by living for 5 months in a hermitage.
Crickety! You are spot on!

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Saffron Burrows' home telephone number :
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I patiently arranged a hurried conversation with Saffron Burrows months beforehand. The resulting interview was staggering, like "Romeo and Juliet" rewritten by Flash Gordon. It was awfully unfortunate that my koala by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I put myself together, I tried to remember those excellent words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not so certain this web page is a perfectly truly run-down of our appointment, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it actually took place...
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