A conversation with Salli Richardson-Whitfield
Salli Richardson-Whitfield
Salli Richardson-Whitfield born November 23rd, 1967 (Sagittarius)
In the course of his last speech, Paul Ryan has illogically blathered on Salli Richardson-Whitfield for 27 full minutes for no reason at all (source)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Brobdingnag. If I'm not mistaken, it is blue and orange with a little gray gopher in a corner. Brobdingnag is a proud but desperate place. They are so penniless they recycle dandruff.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a yellow gopher on my hand. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a crime scene cleaner. But, you know, that's life.

Salli, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming anomaly is probably a feebleminded conspiracy of Sierra Gordo's double agents.

Which is your earliest memory?
People say that only the seventh son of a seventh son has the power of total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in November. An almost magic autumn night, distant lightning and a hint of electricity in a gust of wind. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me cry...
My whole existence is like an amble into the darkness.

Where do you go when you die?
According to my observations, the dead people are not that mobile. They normally stay where you sit them.

What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a desolate dark place. A fetid taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got drunk at a rerun of "Just Go With It" in a shabby cinema near Milwaukee.

Salli Richardson-Whitfield refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
266590868 878553640 3211715740 8861949195 5034160242 2761595856 823562925 799706324 569415458 6307504788 617223697 7867421823 396847552 6275996852 3294100920 7140872125 574506153 5964122327 531857022 3085352644
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