In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Brobdingnag. If I'm not mistaken, it is blue and orange with a little gray gopher in a corner. Brobdingnag is a proud but desperate place. They are so penniless they recycle dandruff.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a yellow gopher on my hand. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a crime scene cleaner. But, you know, that's life.
Salli, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming anomaly is probably a feebleminded conspiracy of Sierra Gordo's double agents.
Which is your earliest memory?
People say that only the seventh son of a seventh son has the power of total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in November. An almost magic autumn night, distant lightning and a hint of electricity in a gust of wind. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
You make me cry...
My whole existence is like an amble into the darkness.
Where do you go when you die?
According to my observations, the dead people are not that mobile. They normally stay where you sit them.
What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a desolate dark place. A fetid taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got drunk at a rerun of "Just Go With It" in a shabby cinema near Milwaukee.
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