A conversation with Salli Richardson-Whitfield
Salli Richardson-Whitfield
Salli Richardson-Whitfield born November 23rd, 1967 (Sagittarius)
The rapturous semblance of fans who have stumbled upon Salli Richardson-Whitfield (pixabay photo)

Can you substantiate the hearsay about your involvement in the flimsy crisis of Jersey Devil photos?
Thou, warped fen-sucked miscreant! How do you dare?

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Jennifer Connelly. I imagine we share a taste for cats.

If I may say so, Salli, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't live without baobab bark or dehydrated champagne delivered every morning to my suite.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a three in Seattle, but a nine in Iceland.

What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with tartar sauce, a lettuce leaf, two kale leaves, and some instant coffee.

What is your take of the current Oscar controversy?
Surely, this has always been a hot potato.

Is there a deep moral hidden in "I Am Legend"?
Positively! That what works in theory, may not work in practice - or something like that.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically sleep on a bed made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

There is no possibility any of these is Salli Richardson-Whitfield's home telephone number :
9747267402 5912986450 450448001 634290594 4455274465 9542600059 6981283872 5036115899 3256869014 8958603947 7844779658 8568123358 8977396285 642769768 2637478897 2801427024 8981998397 7084012184 4386056157 246056256
To be honest, my boss had patiently arranged my hurried exchange with Salli Richardson-Whitfield several months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet gnu got tonsillitis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a copious dinner based on liver pâté and raw onions.
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