What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the reassuring swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more mainstream, say, "the merry laugh of a delighted kid " or "the snore of your dozing newborn".
Have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a special license for navigating my submarine.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The only real one, without doubt.
What motivates you to act?
I like the sound of my voice.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Alexander the Great appeared and conjectured that I'm probably the reincarnation of an Oliver Cromwell's uncle.
Where do you go when you die?
According to my observations, the dead people are not that mobile. They tend to stay where you sit them.
An imaginary character you recognize as an inspiration?
As several people say, Mark Twain, because of our innate spirit of enquiry.
Salma, where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I rented a ritzy mansion in a secretive valley of Equestria. The only difficulty was making a payment in Linden dollars to the amiable landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the deal on internet.
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