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A talk with Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek born September 2nd, 1966 (Virgo)
In her manor in Spain, quite near the Celine Dion's one, Salma Hayek is producing her own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate accident, sounds just like a revolting insult in Japanese (pixabay photo)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the reassuring swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more mainstream, say, "the merry laugh of a delighted kid " or "the snore of your dozing newborn".

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a special license for navigating my submarine.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The only real one, without doubt.

What motivates you to act?
I like the sound of my voice.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Alexander the Great appeared and conjectured that I'm probably the reincarnation of an Oliver Cromwell's uncle.

Where do you go when you die?
According to my observations, the dead people are not that mobile. They tend to stay where you sit them.

An imaginary character you recognize as an inspiration?
As several people say, Mark Twain, because of our innate spirit of enquiry.

Salma, where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I rented a ritzy mansion in a secretive valley of Equestria. The only difficulty was making a payment in Linden dollars to the amiable landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the deal on internet.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Salma Hayek's secret telephone number :
930018377 2259039695 658347732 515027511 4161661602 586172439 9093701325 568992789 424774422 9084304046 352482881 2234444469 384988801 382163054 5380880950 6940837527 480581504 362469801 7075624865 5367084833
My little talk with Salma Hayek has been arranged days beforehand. The resulting piece was jaw-dropping, like "The Scarlet Letter" rewritten by Spider-man. Hence, it was highly unlucky, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I regained consciousness, I tried to remember those fantastic words. To be clear, I'm not really so sure this web page is an absolutely precise chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.