A conversation with Sam Heughan
Sam Heughan
Sam Heughan born April 30th, 1980 (Taurus)
In the course of his last scripture, Sam Heughan has got a pernicious addiction to robin's eggs (source)

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to formic acid, bad manners and bobcat milk (don't ask!).

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of John Maynard Keynes appeared and determined that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Thomas Aquinas.

Can you support the hearsay about the loss of the Sasquatch pictures?
Shit! I believe you are showing a mysterious desire to put a spoon in the wall, if you understand what I mean. And, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $1000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Help" by Kathryn Steinback.

You surely mean, by Kathryn Stockett?
Maybe you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be James Franco, because we were in the same hockey team when we were in fifth grade.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Sam Heughan's secret telephone number :
9922527004 437830136 9394976548 4302712368 478582095 8396838691 2352388224 343817852 2965294928 3306599722 2158268581 7448581476 5071385832 6086148160 4749940574 7154828477 9508168133 8200019425 9200009807 5076503278
To be sincere, my director had set up my hurried exchange with Sam Heughan several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding snails or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had following a dinner of raw onions and liver pâté.
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