Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to formic acid, bad manners and bobcat milk (don't ask!).
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of John Maynard Keynes appeared and determined that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Thomas Aquinas.
Can you support the hearsay about the loss of the Sasquatch pictures?
Shit! I believe you are showing a mysterious desire to put a spoon in the wall, if you understand what I mean. And, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $1000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?
Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Help" by Kathryn Steinback.
You surely mean, by Kathryn Stockett?
Maybe you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be James Franco, because we were in the same hockey team when we were in fifth grade.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
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