Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yes! At times I'm frightened by my popularity. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to captivate renowned tycoons and common second-rate strippers in the same way. Say, there are 12 streets with my name in three different countries, not counting Florin and Botswana, which I did not know they were countries.
Sam, where will you go on your next vacation?
For next summer I rented an elegant palace on the secretive hills of Freedonia. The only problem was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the affable landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the affair on internet.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Han Solo.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna be disposed of, so to speak, you generally also mature the inclination to stay put.
What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I imagined this was a humorous website, not a graveyard for lunatics.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Sam Heughan, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "The Sims" player.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only archaeologists you can name?
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