An interview with Sam Neill
Sam Neill
Sam Neill born September 14th, 1947 (Virgo)
His typical breakfast when he wants to stay light (pixabay photo)

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I liked all of their plays.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to rainbows, zebras, and monosodium glutamate.

Sam, are you superstitious?
O.K.! I knock on wood at 1:1 AM right before a critical occasion.

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Dog Trophy" issued by the Mayor of San Francisco for "unprecedented yet redundant acting exhibition" at the early age of 5.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new infant formula called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I can't wait to try it.
I'll let you have a coupon.

Sam, do you like chipmunks?
No indeed!

Why you do not like chipmunks?
Actually, they stink! And one chipmunk bite my grandpa's funny parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably rethink my opinion about chipmunks.

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My short exchange with Sam Neill has been patiently lined up many weeks in advance. The resulting piece was imposing, like "Animal Farm" rewritten by Doctor Doom. Hence, it was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my dog destroyed my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I struggled to summon up those fantastic words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a completely factual account of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm beginning to question whether it ever happened...
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