Sam, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Certainly! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.
Sam, you have been seen in a compromising position with a superstar whose name I've not the permission to bring out in the open. Do you want to comment?
If you mean U.L., then it was an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Q.G...
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is perfectly OK and then for no apparent reason your house is stormed by the SWAT looking for some naughty things a dude has left there. Do you understand?
Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is very blurry...
Where do you go when you die?
Inside a mausoleum, most of the times, but if you are burned then your remains can rest in some boring place.
As everybody knows, the problem of laryngitis in gazelles is reaching gigantic proportions. Is Sam Rockwell doing anything in this respect?
All right! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of laryngitis in gazelles.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time to put down the words. Recently I've read the recap of the abridged version of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it acceptable. So, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Frank Baum - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
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