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Sam Rockwell
Sam Rockwell born November 5th, 1968 (Scorpio)
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The typical look of his followers (pixabay photo)

Sam, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Certainly! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.

Sam, you have been seen in a compromising position with a superstar whose name I've not the permission to bring out in the open. Do you want to comment?
If you mean U.L., then it was an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Q.G...

I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is perfectly OK and then for no apparent reason your house is stormed by the SWAT looking for some naughty things a dude has left there. Do you understand?

Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is very blurry...
Where do you go when you die?

Inside a mausoleum, most of the times, but if you are burned then your remains can rest in some boring place.

As everybody knows, the problem of laryngitis in gazelles is reaching gigantic proportions. Is Sam Rockwell doing anything in this respect?
All right! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of laryngitis in gazelles.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time to put down the words. Recently I've read the recap of the abridged version of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it acceptable. So, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Frank Baum - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Sam Rockwell's secret telephone number :
4784670532 304118420 4559920109 2082727108 2847868211 2610392330 498149202 7585001964 8158555887 9281204108 7507298241 3899064386 243977632 9456467717 754265966 3276166652 232649380 5075942152 751919738 8051138372
Clearly, vips are busy people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Sam Rockwell peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a professional mentalist from Fresno.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.