Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to Switzerland, if you have been naughty, you go to Tucson.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order restrains me from talking about it.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Sarah Connor.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, I saw it in a movie.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as your career?
Really? I did not. My mother and I decided that I would have become a crime scene cleaner. But, things don't always go as planned.
Sam, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. Unless you are violet. In that case you are probably going to die, so good riddance.
Sam, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolery.
You will ram into an erratic stranger from Chicago, a retired registered nurse named David with a spider shaped scar on his ankle. He will talk about a map signed by the infamous pirate Sir Henry Morgan, that places his gold in a desolated abbey in Rhode Island. Don't trust him!
Nice one! Remarkable, what do you have -- a spycam on the future?
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