Do you use an alias when you make reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid stalkers and journalists
Sure! We go to extremes to run away from those punks. I usually employ the moniker "Sam Wirthington".
Sam, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Maybe! Don't let the color of your skin define who you are as a person. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.
Do you know Gregory B. Brooks (a former marketing specialist, now a mechanical engineer) from Minneapolis?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been betrothed to him for 5 months. Then there was some commotion about Gregory fooling around with every woman aged 18-65, so their engagement came to an abrupt finale.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have acquired an irrational fear for Smurfs, because of an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite common.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without the advice of my agent.
I would like to test it on unaware relatives.
According to my agent, it will be legal only in Ruritania and Burundi.
If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made?
If you want to become rich fast, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Cartagena who can double your stake. Just give them a photo of your spouse as a sign you are on the level.
Sam, do you like hares?
Don't be foolish!
Why you do not like hares, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one hare bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I should reconsider my opinion about hares.
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