Samantha, which is your method for perfect skin?
It is a scrubbing with lukewarm yak milk twice a day.
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can repeat "O Captain! My Captain!" by Walt Whitman "How Soon Hath Time" by John Milton backwards in 6 different languages including Tibetan.
How would you describe your music to somebody who'd never heard it before?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such chaps in Greenland or in the Mongolian desert. As is used to say, my music is like a cloying honey muffin with an astounding filling made of bacon.
As everybody knows, the problem of common cold in squirrels is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Samantha Fox doing anything in this respect?
I think so! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,100 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of common cold in squirrels.
Samantha, have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for steering my hovercraft.
Do you do your own shopping?
Not likely! Actually, I have a number of NASA dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a squad of pro buyers around the planet. For the clothes, I ever employ a team of doubles, one for each body part.
Do you like to cook?
Course not! But I like to create salads. My gem is a mix of sausages and lima beans, which I assume can be cool for both vegetarians and normal people.
Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the sausages and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix sausages and lima beans with some pickles and voilà, there it is!
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