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Samantha Mumba
Samantha Mumba born January 18th, 1983 (Capricorn)
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Several people use to collect coins. Samantha Mumba is specialized into collecting coins that have been eaten by accident. (pixabay photo)

In a letter published on Annals of Academic Psychology, prof. Joseph O. Morris has described your songs as "a supernatural epitome of present-day symbolic conceptualism". Anything to add?
Actually, in his last essay appeared on Russian Anthropological Transactions, dr. Roger K. Russell totally invalidated that farfetched assumption.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is dodecaphony.

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny earthworm shaped birthmark on my right hip. Probably my mother did dream an earthworm when she was pregnant.

Samantha, do you like beavers?
You think i've lost my mind!

Why you do not like beavers, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one beaver bite my cousin's naughty parts. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I should reconsider my relation with beavers.

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm a little worried, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants to change the number pi to be equal to 3.15.

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the exciting rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more likeable, like "the first 'mom' of your newborn" or "the heartening laugh of a delighted child ".

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I suffer from an irrational phobia for cookies, on account of a curious accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite common.

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