If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a dog.
What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this nightmare.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard-pressed performing very significant things for the humankind that I can't care about such minutiae. Actually, I pay a squad of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever employ a team of stand-in, one for each body part.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Okey-doke! The title of the movie is "Helen, Jerry and the ocelot". There are a woman and a man. They live together in Boston. Helen is a vehicle body builder while Jerry is a medium. When Helen's pet ocelot Deepita contracts botulism, they decide to fight the mob to avenge the ocelot.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking is quite a waste of energy, since there are bars and relatives more than willing to provide my daily RDA of carbohydrates and vitamines. In the few occasions I have to cook for my friends, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and lima beans, which I think can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the beef jerk and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and lima beans with some olive oil and you are done!
Do you have any scar?
I have a little kangaroo shaped scar on my left calf, which ensued from my troubled brawl with a deranged kangaroo.
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