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Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson born December 21st, 1948 (Sagittarius)
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In his castle in Portugal, next to the Carrie Underwood's one, Samuel L. Jackson is producing his own wine, whose name, by an unluckly coincidence, sounds just like a horrible insult in Polish (pixabay photo)

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a dog.

What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this nightmare.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard-pressed performing very significant things for the humankind that I can't care about such minutiae. Actually, I pay a squad of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever employ a team of stand-in, one for each body part.

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Okey-doke! The title of the movie is "Helen, Jerry and the ocelot". There are a woman and a man. They live together in Boston. Helen is a vehicle body builder while Jerry is a medium. When Helen's pet ocelot Deepita contracts botulism, they decide to fight the mob to avenge the ocelot.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking is quite a waste of energy, since there are bars and relatives more than willing to provide my daily RDA of carbohydrates and vitamines. In the few occasions I have to cook for my friends, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and lima beans, which I think can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the beef jerk and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and lima beans with some olive oil and you are done!

Do you have any scar?
I have a little kangaroo shaped scar on my left calf, which ensued from my troubled brawl with a deranged kangaroo.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Samuel L. Jackson's private telephone number :
7092436559 6153099182 6601958902 584569226 3681927520 9910694464 955601187 2449322094 585163318 8205254229 4772308264 620355306 2535490701 956653063 874691986 318780155 7070113106 5143753471 8376523913 5793916879
Clearly, actors are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Samuel L. Jackson alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a telepath from Memphis.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.