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A conversation with Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson born December 21st, 1948 (Sagittarius)
His typical breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was forced by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight tonsillitis?
Since my best friend showed some symptoms.

What would you like to do right now?
Walk away unarmed.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Oliver Cromwell.

Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Probably that of lightning rod installer. I already have some experience in that field.

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and strange memory. There is a bizarre bearded man who drinks and smokes while he is driving a car. Then at certain point the cigarette butt falls between his legs and after a few attempts to reach it, he spills the content of the can on his crotch to estinguish it and meanwhile the car has a crash.

Well, I think this is a well known scene from the movie "The Great Lebowski".
Nice one! To be honest, yesterday evening I fell asleep at the cineclub.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately very grim, since on this bitter Earth there are countries where it is difficult to find even a tolerable cheeseburger with or without catchup.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Samuel L. Jackson's home telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently lined up my talk with Samuel L. Jackson several days beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Wild Hogs". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Samuel L. Jackson would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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